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Husband and Wife Bengali Jokes


ekbar ekta couple africa te berate giye african safari te gelo.
sekhane ekta bagh wife ke tara korlo.
wife:ota ke joldi shoot kor. joldi!
husband:darao, amay camera te battery ta bhorate dao!!

wife:kal raate ami sopne dekhlam tumi amar jonno onek gift kine enechho!
husband:haan, ami o ek i sopno dekhlam.
sudhu gift er bill ta tomar baba pay korlen!

husband are wife holo liver aar kidney er moto.
husband holo liver aar wife holo kidney.
jodi liver khara hoy kidney o kharap.
kintu jodi ekta kidney kharap hoy.
liver onno ekta kidney diyeo chalie dite pare!

husband: ishh! 10 bochhor age tomar figure chhilo ekdom coke er bottle er moto.
wife:ekhono tai achhe.
sudhu ae chhilo, 300 ml
ekhon seta hoe gechhe 1.5 litre.

wife:swt hr8, ki khujchho tumi?
husband:kichhu na.
wife:kichhuna?
husband:aare ami amader marriage certificate ta dekhchhi, ekhane kothao expiry date lekha achhe naki!!

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